[committee] LOLCATDOG

[Sheldon Chambers]

1. I want to be on Door to have the ability to hold the clubroom open 
during the day
2. I've been around the club long enough that people already wrongly 
assume i'm on door anyway, putting me on Door will allow me to help 
members of the club in a better capacity with my knewly granted privileges
3. https://www.ucc.asn.au/infobase/policies/door.ucc
4. Door members are responsible for managing and maintaining the clubroom 
in the absence of committee members.
5. Committee members
6. Via the member's registered email address
7. 55
8. 6488 2222 (Emergencies)   6488 3020 (Non-emergencies)
9. "It seems to run on some form of electricity.."  Srs tho; Snack machine 
talks to merlo, runs through a relay, unlocks the door
10.  Log into dispense and "dispense door", or log into the dispense web 
interface and click the door button
11.  Pres, VP, Treasurer, Sexyterry, Guild Student Centre
12.  Clean the room by binning all rubbish, remove all member's belongings 
from the room, turn off the lights and fan, turn off the soldering iron, 
tool cupboard and machine room must be locked, windows closed, then the 
clubroom door must be locked.
13.  Lock the main door, the door at the top of the stairs, and the fire 
escape
14.  Computer issues tell Wheel, anything else tell Committee
15.  $0.76
16.  $4.99
17. /home/other/coke/cokelog
18. Solo to duckman, 17:20:21
19. Elton
20.  dispense coke:5 99 "vanilla coke"
21.  dispense snack:33 99 dead
22.  no capitals in 'zanchey'